See you on the runway.

Who’s sick of the yanks taking the piss out of our teeth and general appearance? Well, there’s a whole studio full of them here for one. With America’s Next Top Model coming back to our telly-boxes we thought it was high time we showed them how to do it.

We’ve created a very good-looking competition with Virgin and ASOS to find some cover models of our own and are literally giddy with entries. Join the beauty pageant here. Pucker up people. Grrrrrr.