Who’s sick of the yanks taking the piss out of our teeth and general appearance? Well, there’s a whole studio full of them here for one. With America’s Next Top Model coming back to our telly-boxes we thought it was high time we showed them how to do it.

We’ve created a very good-looking competition with Virgin and ASOS to find some cover models of our own and are literally giddy with entries. Join the beauty pageant here. Pucker up people. Grrrrrr.

My dad once said to me ”hang out with people who are better than you. You’ll come out smelling of roses.” Why anyone would want to smell of roses is beyond me, but that’s beside the point.

Before the winterval we had the pleasure of working with Mr. Ben Palmer, director of that corking sitcom – The Inbetweeners. We were making a little film to help launch a show he didn’t direct for a channel he doesn’t work for. It meant a full day holed up in a London boozer while the rest of the agency were holed up in another London boozer for the Christmas Party. Swings and roundabouts.

Smell the roses, and the scampi fries.