According to a recent survey commissioned by our colleagues over at the Brooklyn Brothers Polling Group, it is predicted that every copywriter and art director will be a commercial director by 2009. This trend continues with everyone in advertising becoming a commercial director by the year 2011 and is followed by everyone in the world touting their hilarious reel of never-aired spots by the year 2018. The report also predicts the profound sense of irony everyone will experience when they realize that there is no-one left in advertising to write any scripts.