Verizon Discovers Foreignia.
March 9th, 2007 by guyFor some time Verizon Wireless has been the isolationist amongst the cellular carriers; stubbornly refusing to cooperate with the outside world. Their phones are like aristocratic members of the old British Empire: they stop working the moment they cross the border.
Now I notice on Verizon’s website, tucked away in the virtual equivalent of attic-space, their Global Phone – a phone you can use when you’re in America and when you’re in Foreignerland. One can only imagine the conversation in the boardroom.
“Sir, you’ll never guess what I saw while I was on vacation.â€
“What’s that Norblatt?â€
“Well, wherever I went, the foreigners were using cell phones. Kind of like ours. And it got me to thinking; what if you could use one of our phones in this place too?â€
“Why would anyone want to do that, Norblatt?â€
“Well, suppose some of our customers wanted to travel abroad, you know on business or something like that.â€
“And why would they want to do that?â€
“I’m not sure. But it’s kinda like when I had this idea and I wanted to call you sir. But I couldn’t.â€
“And why’s that Norblatt?â€
“Well I use Verizon Wireless Sir.â€
On the Verizon map of the world there be no dragons in far flung places anymore. There be cellular service. Congratulations.





