If the Brooklyn Brothers were Jack the Ripper.
November 15th, 2006 by guy
Hot on the heels of OJ Simpson’s recent cashing in on a book and a Fox show, the Brooklyn Brothers are interested in selling the story of that other unsolved crime of a previous century: Namely IF the Brooklyn Brothers were Jack the Ripper. Fortunately, up until this moment few people have accused our small 21st century New York agency of killing five prostitutes in Victorian, England - probably why we’ve remained at liberty for so long - however, in exchange for a bag full of cash, we’d be delighted to explain how we would have done it IF indeed we were the Jack the Ripper. Which we’re not. No siree.





